i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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