i think my mom watched the whole time
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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