I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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