i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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