.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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