she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
