Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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