You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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