so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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