love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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