Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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