There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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