i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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