one two three fourrrrnication!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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