I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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