Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Farmville is her only friend.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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