just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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