Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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