i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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