I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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