i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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