Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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