If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Congratulations! We have a period
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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