Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize