no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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