how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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