I'm drive I can fine osifer
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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