Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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