dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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