Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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