I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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