IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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