ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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