After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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