i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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