Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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