its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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