Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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