I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
