Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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