she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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