I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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