Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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