I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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