I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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