How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
