I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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