For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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