That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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