You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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