Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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