He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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