the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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