We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
vagina is talking i cant
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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