then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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