she woke up with a sticky ear
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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