but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just gargled with NyQuil
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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