we made out on top of his cat.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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